โ Meet Dizzy
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๐ Meet Dizzy
Welcome Aboard!
Hi! I'm Desiree, the creator behind Dizzy's Curated Chaos.
My life is a little different than most.
Half of my life is spent working on the North Slope of Alaska in the oilfields, where I work a 2-weeks-on, 2-weeks-off rotation. It's challenging, rewarding work in one of the most remote and beautiful places in the world.
When my hitch is over, I trade steel, snow, and the Arctic tundra for something completely different...
My sailboat.
It's aboard my floating home that Dizzy's Curated Chaos truly comes to life. Every mystery bag, Lucky Scoop, handmade bracelet, and treasure is thoughtfully packed with care before beginning its own adventure to you.
โต Life Between Two Worlds
One half of my life is spent above the Arctic Circle, working long shifts in Alaska's oilfields.
The other half is spent living aboard my sailboat, creating whimsical mystery adventures, designing handmade jewelry, and sharing a little joy with people across the country.
It's an unusual life, but I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Every package that leaves my boat carries a little piece of both worldsโhard work, adventure, creativity, and a touch of organized chaos.
๐พ Meet Sploot
Every captain needs a first mate!
Sploot is my loyal boat dog, professional morale officer, package inspector, and expert nap supervisor.
Whether we're out on the water or packing orders, Sploot is always nearby making sure everything is running smoothly (or at least making me smile while I work!).
๐ซ Meet the Crew
๐ซ Moose
The planner, organizer, and adventure guide.
Moose helps keep the chaos... well... curated.
"Every adventure needs someone to hold the map."
๐ฆฅ Sloth
The reminder to slow down and enjoy life's little moments.
"Good things are worth waiting for."
๐ฎ Highland Cow
The cheerful heart of the crew.
Always bringing cozy vibes, smiles, and a warm welcome to every adventure.
"Life is better with cozy surprises."
โจ Why Curated Chaos?
Life is full of unexpected adventures.
Some are carefully planned.
Others simply find you.
I've learned through my travels, my work in Alaska, and life aboard my sailboat that some of the best memories begin with a little uncertainty.
That's exactly what I hope every Dizzy's Curated Chaos package feels like.
Not just something you ordered...
But an adventure waiting to be opened.
๐ Thank You
Thank you for supporting my small business.
Every order supports a veteran-owned, woman-owned business built from two very different worlds:
โ๏ธ The Arctic oilfields of Alaska
โต A sailboat full of creativity
From my little floating workshop to your doorstep, I hope every package brings a smile, a surprise, and a little extra joy to your day.
Thank you for becoming part of the adventure.
With gratitude,
Desiree' & Sploot ๐พ
"Adventure is always better when shared. Thanks for being part of ours." โต๐ซ