{"product_id":"dizzys-pen-chaos","title":"💜✨ DIZZY’S PEN CHAOS ✨💜","description":"\u003cp\u003e💜 MORE PENS. MORE MATCHES. MORE CHAOS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove mystery pens but really just want to see how many PENS you can end up with? Welcome to Dizzy’s Pen Chaos!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose how much Chaos you'd like to start with — 5, 10, 15 or 20 bags — and then let the game decide where you finish. 🐮💜✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery starting bag guarantees one mystery pen, but your adventure doesn't necessarily stop with the number you purchased!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌈🐮 COW COLOR MATCH 🐮🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep an eye on the Highland Cows you reveal throughout your game!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMatch two Highland Cows of the same color and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉💜 GET ONE MORE PEN CHAOS BAG! 💜🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach matching pair earns another bag — and bonus bags continue playing, so one win could lead to another! ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎀✨ GET ONE MORE ✨🎀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpecial Get One More surprises are hiding throughout the Chaos!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind one and...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎉💜 GET ONE MORE PEN CHAOS BAG! 💜🎉\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yes... that new bag gets played too. 👀✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💕 ALL ABOUT THE PENS 💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlike Dizzy’s Premium Pen Blind Bag Chaos, this game is made for the people who are here for ALL. THE. PENS. 😂💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are no Chaos Finds or stationery extras in this version. Your guaranteed item is always a mystery pen!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExpect fun, cute, colorful and completely chaotic designs, with seasonal designs joining the mix when available throughout the year. 🌸🍂❄️💕\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐮💜 NO WISH COW NEEDED 💜🐮\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere is no Wish Cow selection in Pen Chaos!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour cows have one job here...\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🌈✨ MAKE A MATCH! ✨🌈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWatch the colors you reveal and see how many additional bags your cows can earn you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨💜 CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS 💜✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💕 5 Pen Chaos — $14.99\u003cbr\u003e🌸 10 Pen Chaos — $24.99\u003cbr\u003e🎀 15 Pen Chaos — $34.99\u003cbr\u003e💜 20 Pen Chaos — $42.99\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe number you select is how many Pen Chaos bags your game STARTS with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHow many you finish with?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell... that’s the Chaos. 😉💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdditional bags are gameplay wins and are not guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎥💕 WANT A PACKING VIDEO? 💕🎥\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePacking videos are not included with Pen Chaos purchases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you'd like your Pen Chaos adventure filmed, simply add the Packing Video Add-On to your order before checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚💜 SHIPPING INFORMATION 💜🚚\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a preorder item.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause I work a rotational schedule on the North Slope of Alaska while also living aboard my sailboat, most orders ship much sooner, but please allow up to 21 days during preorder periods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery order is personally packed by me, making every Pen Chaos adventure a little different! ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for supporting my small business and joining the chaos!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Happy adventuring!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e— Dizzy \u0026amp; Sploot 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dizzys Curated Chaos","offers":[{"title":"💕 Little Chaos — 5+ Bags","offer_id":47723986288811,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🌸 Sweet Chaos — 10+ Bags","offer_id":47723986550955,"sku":null,"price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"🎀 Big Chaos — 15+ Bags","offer_id":47723986813099,"sku":null,"price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"💜✨ Ultimate Chaos — 20+ Bags","offer_id":47723993137323,"sku":null,"price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/5566\/1995\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug30_2026_09_37_33AM.png?v=1788111465","url":"https:\/\/dizzyscuratedchaos.com\/products\/dizzys-pen-chaos","provider":"Dizzy's Curated Chaos","version":"1.0","type":"link"}