🎃 Pumpkin Patch Chaos: Patch Madness
🎃 Pumpkin Patch Chaos: Patch Madness
Want MORE patches, MORE reveals, MORE matches, and MORE Halloween chaos? 🎃✨
Welcome to Patch Madness — the high-volume side of Pumpkin Patch Chaos!
Choose 10+, 15+, 20+, or go completely feral with THE WHOLE PATCH — 30+ Pumpkin Patches! 👻💜
Every Patch starts with a GUARANTEED PRIZE, and those colorful little pumpkins can unlock even more surprises along the way.
💜 CHOOSE YOUR PATCH
🎃 10+ Pumpkin Patches — $34.99
🎃 15+ Pumpkin Patches — $49.99
🎃 20+ Pumpkin Patches — $64.99
🎃🎃 30+ Pumpkin Patches — THE WHOLE PATCH — $89.99
The + is there for a reason! Your adventure starts with the number of Patches you choose, but matches and special game triggers can grow your final haul even bigger.
👻 HOW DOES PATCH MADNESS WORK?
I’ll randomly pull your Pumpkin Patches straight from the Patch Madness bin.
Inside each Patch you’ll discover:
🎃 A colored felt pumpkin
🎁 A guaranteed Halloween prize
✨ A chance to trigger even MORE chaos!
One Patch at a time, we’ll reveal your goodies, line up your pumpkins, and watch your Halloween haul grow.
EVERY STARTING PUMPKIN PATCH = A GUARANTEED PRIZE!
🎃 MATCH THOSE PUMPKINS!
There are 9 different colored pumpkins hiding throughout the Patch.
As we open your Patches, we’ll line up your pumpkins and watch for matches.
🎃 + 🎃 = COLOR MATCH!
Matching pumpkin colors unlock bonus surprises!
The more Patches you start with, the more opportunities you have to find matches and grow your haul. 👀
✨ WATCH FOR EXTRA CHAOS!
Some Patches have a little extra Halloween mischief hiding inside!
👻 BOO-NUS!
Add 1 extra Pumpkin Patch pull to your adventure!
🎃💥 PATCH MADNESS!
Things just got feral. 😂 Add 2 extra Pumpkin Patch pulls to your adventure!
🌟🎃 GOLDEN PUMPKIN!
You found something special! Unlock a Premium Halloween Capsule Pull from a separate upgraded prize pool.
These game bonuses are in addition to the guaranteed prizes you started with.
👻 ADD PREMIUM BOO-NUS BAGS!
Want to upgrade your Patch even MORE?
You can add up to 3 Premium Boo-nus Bags for $12.99 each.
👻 1 Premium Boo-nus Bag — +$12.99
👻👻 2 Premium Boo-nus Bags — +$25.98
👻👻👻 3 Premium Boo-nus Bags — +$38.97
These aren't regular Patch Madness prize bags.
Every paid Premium Boo-nus Bag comes from its own PREMIUM/UPGRADED prize pool and is added on top of everything you win during your regular Patch Madness adventure.
Your paid Premium Boo-nus Bags are also separate from the BOO-NUS! game trigger you may uncover while playing.
🎁 WHAT CAN YOU WIN?
Patch Madness is designed around LOTS of fun, useful, spooky-cute Halloween goodies so you get more reveals, more matches, and a BIG Halloween haul!
Your regular Patch prizes may include:
🖊️ Halloween pens
📚 Bookish goodies
👻 Sticky notes & stationery
🎃 Mini notebooks
✨ Bookmarks
💜 Compact mirrors
🎁 Small accessories
👛 Coin purses
🧸 Mini plushies
🧦 Halloween socks
🎃 Handmade surprises
👻 Seasonal goodies
✨ And MORE!
Premium Boo-nus Bags and Golden Pumpkin pulls come from separate upgraded prize pools for even more Halloweenie fun!
Looking for an adventure centered around our bigger and premium Halloween prizes? Check out Pumpkin Patch Chaos: Grand Patch!
🎃🎃 THE WHOLE PATCH
Want the full Patch Madness experience?
Choose THE WHOLE PATCH and start with a whopping 30+ Pumpkin Patches! 🎃🎃🎃
That means you start with 30 guaranteed prize reveals before any additional Patches, Color Matches, Golden Pumpkin pulls, or other bonuses you may unlock along the way.
This is the one for anyone who wants a BIG pile of mystery bags and maximum Pumpkin Patch chaos! 💜👻
💜 EVERY PATCH IS DIFFERENT!
No two Patch Madness adventures are ever exactly alike!
Your mystery Patches are randomly selected, which means your combination of prizes, pumpkin colors, matches, game triggers, bonuses, and surprises will be unique to your order.
Someone else can choose the exact same Patch Madness level and end up with a completely different Halloween haul!
That’s part of the fun — you never know what your Pumpkin Patch is going to grow! 🎃💜✨
🎃 LIMITED HALLOWEENIE RELEASE!
Pumpkin Patch Chaos is launching by September 17!
This is a limited seasonal Halloweenie game, and quantities will depend on remaining Halloween inventory.
Once some of these goodies are gone, they may not be restocked — so when the Patch is picked clean, that may be it! 🎃👻
📦 SHIPPING & PROCESSING
Please allow up to 21 days for processing after launch while your Patch Madness adventure is personally played, filmed, packed, and prepared for shipping.
Shipping transit time begins once your completed order has been handed over to the carrier.
Orders containing additional preorder or made-to-order Dizzy’s Curated Chaos items may ship together once everything is complete.
💜 A LITTLE PATCH DISCLAIMER
Patch Madness is a mystery game, so exact prizes, pumpkin colors, matches, game triggers, bonuses, and final item counts will vary.
Your selected Patch level guarantees your starting number of prize Patches. Additional prizes and pulls depend on the game triggers and matches uncovered during your individual adventure.
🎃 MORE PATCHES. MORE REVEALS. MORE MATCHES. MORE CHAOS! 👻💜✨